Hi all - in fact, hello to anyone out there. I’ve probably gone and lost my reader base due to the half-year interruption in posts, but rest assured - I’m back on the blog job. There was no reason for my absence from this site, except for the fact that I turned into a lazy **** over the summer, and then kept wanting to post stuff from the summer in last term, but never got round to it (read: LAZY) - I wonder if **** made it through the swear filter that Microsoft has installed on their browsers, in a rare collaboration with Google and Mozilla - surely one of these ******* words will get the @:[;#'[#{**/~@:[]]-] through.
So, what’s been happening with of late - … - not much really. Today was the day of my return to Cambridge after the winter holiday, and Lent Term (I think - don’t crucify me if I got it wrong) starts this Thursday (well, it actually starts tomorrow, but Thursday is when lectures et all begin). Winding back the clock, let’s have a few rants about the recently finished year, 2008.
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Don’t have much to say about that it appears, so, moving on, it appears that we have a rant about Microsoft again. They’ve gone and recently (recently being a very broad term) brought out an upgrade to Media Center, which, for those who don’t know, is a piece of software built into Windows Vista Home Premium and Ultimate (hey to Mac fans out there - you’re probably laughing about the multiple versions of Windows, but in order to mock companies evenly, at least we Windows users don’t have to pay £100 for the equivalent of a Service Pack) that allows you to play, among other things, TV on your PC (providing a TV card is installed). Now, I like this software, and use it all the time. However, Microsoft have just brought out the 2008 TV Pack, which adds support for tuners of different types (meaning I can use the same software to watch Freeview and Sky over the home’s analogue) and, FINALLY, adds support for MHEG, which, if you don’t know, is responsible for the interactive services in the UK. So, understand my rage when it turns out that this TV Pack is only being released to OEMs, to be put only onto new PCs being sold. I MANUFACTEUR MY OWN PCs! Thus, I don’t (officially - rest of this comment truncated for fear of hanging,drawing and quartering) get to use this new software, which, by all rights, I should get. Humph.
Now to the controversial news. Many people will obviously be aware of the situation currently taking place in Southern Israel and Gaza (as opposed the many people who don’t know about much worse areas of conflict in the world, like Darfur). This topic has received a lot of media attention, mostly bad media (of what I watch in the UK - BBC News is once again showing their notoriety for anti-Israeli bias), so I won’t go into too much detail here. Yesterday I attended the pro-Israel rally that took place in the lesser known city of Manchester (as opposed to the better known city of London), where the number of Israel supporters was about 10 times the number of Palestinian supporters in attendance just across the street. My main nagging point is that while we held a minute silence for ALL those killed in the violence (citizens of both Israel AND Gaza) the pro-Palestinian groups (including Stop the War coalition and the (time for a controversial word) traitors Jews for Palestine) were chanting “Slay the Jews”. Here is group of people who claim to support all peoples, and just want there to be peace, and there chanting anti-Semitic slogans dating back to Nazism (and further back than that too). With the wonderful portrayal by the media, the world believes that Israel has been the aggressor, and mercilessly slaughters civilian lives. These people who believe this have not a clue of what it means to be Jewish - nothing is more sacred than a human life - all other commandments can be overridden for it. No priority is made for whether the life is that of a Jew or a Muslim - both lives are equal in value (in being priceless so to speak). The media would have you believe that Israel targets building with civilians with no reason - the reason is that Hamas uses civilian structures to store munitions and to fight from, and keeps the civilians there with the chance that the civilians will be killed in the crossfire - and thus increasing the number of “martyrs” for Hamas. Israel has shown proof of this (including, for instance, secondary explosions at the UN school, indicating a store of munitions there). My hope is that the world will realise the truth of what’s happening in the Middle East, before its too late for us all - if Israel falls, then the West has lost, whether they know it yet or not.
Enough of controversy - if it seems bleak after that paragraph, well, that’s because it is. I could fill the rest of the space with some more jokes, yet I’m tired and the humour doesn’t come on like a tap (not sure what I’m trying to say here - probably a light bulb would’ve been better). So, that’s me finished for tonight. Stay tuned for next time, when the visual arts (i.e. some photos - no, not my sister’s blog) will feature (probably possibly maybe).
The author’s signature in a digital format was slightly misprinted, so it was scrapped with a suitable replacement.
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(P.S. The above joke referencing a swear filter was, if not guessed, a joke. I also apologise for bashing Microsoft over its pleasant update procedure. I like Microsoft, Google and Mozilla, and really think that they super-swell. This is being said entirely of my own accord - I am not being coerced in any way. Alls well, and any delay to my next post is not dependent on Microsoft and friends in anyway whatsoever.)
(As Mulder said in the last ever X-File (discounting the second movie, which was **** and completely trashed the X-Files): “I’m a guilty man. I’ve failed in every respect and I deserve the harshest punishment for my crimes.” Let’s hope they bring a third X-Files movie that finally finishes of the mythology of the series)
(P.P.P.S.S.S. <- Don’t ask. Only 13 days to go (or 9 to you lucky Americans) - take a guess as to what I’m going on about)
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